Christmas with the Crank

Okay--so somehow Santa makes a horrible mistake and mixes up all of his orders from rural areas in West Virginia with those of little schoolchildren. The parents are a little surprised to find amphetamines under the tree, but their general feeling is one of trust towards Santa, so they let it slide thinking, "Well, Santa has been doing this for a long time. He probably knows what he's doing." Anyway--they were wrong. Those kids are dead now.