Pulp Friction

Trevor is a funny guy--a reaaaaaaal funny guy. Because he is so funny, he gets a girlfriend that is WAY out of his league. He gets caught speeding, but, because he is funny, he gets out of the ticket. He votes for Ron Paul, and all his political friends lambast him for wasting his vote, but he makes a funny joke, and everyone is like, "Yeah, that's so true! THAT'S SO TRUE!!!" One day, Trevor gets caught selling rocks of crack to kids in high school. Trevor isn't sweating it though, he's feeling really funny on the day of his trial. He cracks some jokes for the judge and the jury. They're loving it, I mean, it's their McDonalds... They're really eating it up. Trevor gets put away for life though. Let's see how the pipe-laying brothers in jail like his jokes now.