KKKostume

Halloween time comes again, and now it's time for a tale of mistake identity. FREDDY IS CLUTCH! FREDDY IS A BALLER! FREDDY DECIDES TO DRESS AS A KKK MEMBER FOR HALLOWEEN! Things are going ok, and he's out trick-or-treating with his boyz. He's all like, "Yo, this is FOR REAL--this is REAL CANDY, MAN. Can because he fixes it with love and makes the world go round." Anyway, these other YOUNG HUSTLERS come up to him and start beating him because of his costume. They're like, "THIS IS RACIST, PUNK!" He's like, "No, it ain't! Hold up, this ain't racist!" He tears off his KKK hood and shows that he is indeed a black man. No, wait--he is a white man wearing blackface dressed as a KKK member. Before he can even say, "Like Dave Chappelle!" he has been CAPPED DEAD.

Sadomasochist, a Poem

A person that loves
Pain and pleasure.

Alone they're fine,
But they're better together.