Saturday, March 1, 2008

Quiz Show

Okay, so there is this quiz show host and his show gets canceled and he kind of flips out and so he is like abducting people from his network and he takes them out into the woods and then he asks them to name three things that are more delicious than a toasted peanut butter and honey sandwich and then when they do he kills them. He does this to like 15 people and then finally one of them is like Nothing is more delicious than a toasted peanut butter and honey sandwich. Then the host is like "You're right." and he doesn't kill him. Instead he forces his abductee to marry him at gunpoint. And they live happily ever after. THE END

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Hidden Camera Show

I realize this is for movies, but hey--I'm branching out into TV. So you hire actors to play jokes on delivery guys (much like MySpaceTV's new show 'Delivery'). For example, an actor, with both arms in casts, is trying to eat Cheetos, but can't get the Cheetos to their mouth. A delivery guy shows up right then, and the arm guy tries to get the delivery guy to help him put the Cheetos in his mouth. The broken arm actor is playing a joke on the delivery guy, but really the joke is on the broken arm actor, because that delivery guy, seeing that the person is somewhat delibitated (seeing as both arms are in fully functional casts) starts touching the broken arm person in a creepy way, and the broken arm person is powerless to stop it. Little does the broken arm actor know that the delivery guy is also an actor, an actor in the hit hidden camera TV show 'Sexual Harassment.'