Big Brother is Watching

Mac is a nice enough guy, he is pretty quiet and mostly keeps to himself. He also happens to have inherited 50 million dollars when he was 12 years old, so he hasn't really ever worked a day in his life. In fact Mac is quite possibly the laziest guy on the planet. All this changes though when Mac irresponsbly causes a terrible accident, and while no one is seriously injured Mac is sentanced to 1000 hours of community service. All of a sudden Mac has to get up and do something and at first he is very resistant. But after some trial and error Mac finally finds his calling, as a volunteer at Big Brothers Big Sisters. By volunteering as a Big Brother, Mac is able to work off his community service hours doing the two things that he is best at: 1. spending money on fun activities for less fortunate children, and 2. being a pedophile.

This is for a movie about me.

10 years ago
10 years ago, I was in Driver's Ed. There was a beautiful red headed girl in my class. The only hot red head in the world. Also, a kid shorter than me (who I ran into last time I was home, he was working at a pizza place and was just about to be a father) stole my wallet and threw it on the roof of the driver's ed building. That was the last time i ever saw my weezer fan club card.

5 things on my to do list today

1. send notwist song to rob
2. send notes to kc
3. take picture of karl, which i already forgot to do
4. photoshop pics
5. start fast

5 snacks I enjoy

1. blood
2. sailor blood (and by that i mean sailor moon)
3. sacrificed goat's blood
4. trigger's blood
5. tango n cash's blood

What I would do if I was given a billion dollars

buy clubs and let them get popular and really full and then burn it. that's part of the fun--it's dangerous, you never know when it would go up. i mean, i'd let people know "one of these days i'm gonna burn this place down when it's full of people, maybe even tonight." that way i wouldn't feel bad, because hey--they knew.

3 bad habits

1. cant stand daylight so i avoid it
2. i slap people all the time, in their faces, they look so surprised, it's funny
3. taking blood without asking for it

5 places I have lived

1. 1820s
2. wallachia
3. london
4. forks, wa
5. la

5 jobs I have had

1. temp
2. intern
3. pa
4. unemployed
5. model for drawing class

5 things people don't know about me

1. i was homeschooled for jr and sr kindergarten
2. i dug my dog up and tried to bring it back to life (it was in our backyard)
3. it worked, and later when i died, the dog dug me up--that's why dogs are better than cats, cats can't even dig
4. nipples the size of saucers
5. i have said seen christian bale 3 times already in los angeles, once i nodded and he nodded back

this is the part where the girls come in and we all dance to a sweet reggae song