This is for a movie about me.

10 years ago
10 years ago, I was in Driver's Ed. There was a beautiful red headed girl in my class. The only hot red head in the world. Also, a kid shorter than me (who I ran into last time I was home, he was working at a pizza place and was just about to be a father) stole my wallet and threw it on the roof of the driver's ed building. That was the last time i ever saw my weezer fan club card.

5 things on my to do list today

1. send notwist song to rob
2. send notes to kc
3. take picture of karl, which i already forgot to do
4. photoshop pics
5. start fast

5 snacks I enjoy

1. blood
2. sailor blood (and by that i mean sailor moon)
3. sacrificed goat's blood
4. trigger's blood
5. tango n cash's blood

What I would do if I was given a billion dollars

buy clubs and let them get popular and really full and then burn it. that's part of the fun--it's dangerous, you never know when it would go up. i mean, i'd let people know "one of these days i'm gonna burn this place down when it's full of people, maybe even tonight." that way i wouldn't feel bad, because hey--they knew.

3 bad habits

1. cant stand daylight so i avoid it
2. i slap people all the time, in their faces, they look so surprised, it's funny
3. taking blood without asking for it

5 places I have lived

1. 1820s
2. wallachia
3. london
4. forks, wa
5. la

5 jobs I have had

1. temp
2. intern
3. pa
4. unemployed
5. model for drawing class

5 things people don't know about me

1. i was homeschooled for jr and sr kindergarten
2. i dug my dog up and tried to bring it back to life (it was in our backyard)
3. it worked, and later when i died, the dog dug me up--that's why dogs are better than cats, cats can't even dig
4. nipples the size of saucers
5. i have said seen christian bale 3 times already in los angeles, once i nodded and he nodded back

this is the part where the girls come in and we all dance to a sweet reggae song