Monday, January 21, 2008
Christmas with the Crank
Okay--so somehow Santa makes a horrible mistake and mixes up all of his orders from rural areas in West Virginia with those of little schoolchildren. The parents are a little surprised to find amphetamines under the tree, but their general feeling is one of trust towards Santa, so they let it slide thinking, "Well, Santa has been doing this for a long time. He probably knows what he's doing." Anyway--they were wrong. Those kids are dead now.
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Oh, I forgot--this is short because it's a PSA. It'd be to run in theaters before Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium type movies--to remind people that, during Christmas, drugs are unsafe.
Wow, this is such a good cause. Maybe like start a foundation or something. Also another one you might do is Santa abducting little children to remind them that while it's ok to leave him cookies, it's never ok to take candy from anyone you don't know.
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