LA Story

Terry is trying to meet some ladies. His friends at the office set him up with a girl they know. "A real looker," they promise. Her name is Rita, and she's their waitress at the local TGIF. Terry picks her up and takes her to a nice little Italian restaurant called Italios. They have some incredibly interesting small talk about how Rita is trying to become a model and an actress. Terry has no ambition--it having been completely beat out of him by college. Rita continues--she just did a commercial, that was like, totally the funnest day ever. All she had to do was lie in a bikini in the sand and drink margaritas and she did! And they were real! And she totally got wasted! And paid for it! Terry nods. He's really enjoying himself. At that very moment, Bruce Willis walks in. "OH MY GOSH!!!! It's BRUCE... BRUCE WILLIS!" she points to Bruce Willis. "Isn't this like totally blowing your mind?" Terry thinks about this, then nods. "You know, it is." At this point, Terry's head explodes just like a watermelon with an M80.