Saturday, October 25, 2008

Little Shop of Whores

The costume shop on the corner seems like any other costume shop. They have a variety of costumes ranging from naughty nurse to sexy kitten. But as a group of 4 young, hot, and stupid friends are about to find out, it is anything but normal.

It's Halloween already but Chase, Mia, Beth, and Tom still haven't decided what they are going to dress up as, so they are going to the costume shop just to browse and get some ideas. While they are there Tom discovers a secret room in the back. A sign on the door reads "Enter at your own risk!" Tom's curiosity gets the better of him and inside he finds a room full of dusty shelves and random items here and there, including a magic 8 ball. The creepy Asian guy who owns the costume shop warns Tom about the magic 8 ball saying that it can only tell you what you will be for Halloween, but it is always 100% accurate.

The four friends think that the 8 ball must be broken when it tells all of them that they will be rapists. But it isn't broken. It isn't broken at all.

2 comments:

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