Saturday, January 19, 2008
Hellbear
Okay so dude there is like this total like... like GUY, right? and he's like totally like like like STRUNG OUT, man--okay, so he's like strung out--okay? okay. and so he takes this giant teddy bear and he's like, "This will protect me, man! This will protect me!" So he's holding this giant toy over his shoulder like a fireman with someone who's like passed out because of fire. So like this guy is running around with this teddy bear like he's a totally crazy guy, and he's like so high, and man he is like running in traffic and this big truck comes and it's about to hit him, then the teddy bear totally stands up and then it punches the semi and the SEMI FLIPS RIGHT OVER THE TOP OF THE BEAR AND THIS GUY!!! OHHHH MAAAAAAN!!!! THAT IS SOME CRAZY STUFF!!!! Like man, I'm like--shoot dude, this is... this is too crazy. I'm like flipping out right now!!! So this bear has to find Hitler, right? And kill him cause he's totally in league with the devil... Oh, and that guy isn't high, because this is a kids' movie, but he just got like an A+ at spelling and is totally psyched up about that!!! What?
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I think this has a TON of potential. Just a tought thouh, maybe the bear could be trying to take out the devil himself but he has to like find all the devil's henchmen to get more information about where the devil is (kind of like Kill Bill) so he has to kill hitler, and then he has to kill Osama bin Laden, and then Tonya Harding, and so on. Then he finally kills Satan and he and the forces of good totaly win Armageddon. I don't know it's just a thought.
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