Friday, January 18, 2008
Superman Returns!
Okay, this is a story about a street kid named Superman. He doesn't really know where he's from, or who he's from or anything like that. Nobody else does either. He's like this awesome runner though, and everyone calls him Superman because he is as fast as a flash of lightning! There is this one kid with new shoes, and everyone is like, "Dope!!! THOSE SHOES ARE ILL!!!" They're the new Nikes and they're all colorful!!! And so this kid Superman goes, "Man, those shoes ain't nothin'." And then they race. And Superman wins. And then this kid is like, "Yeah, but you can't beat my brother!" His brother also has new colorful Nikes, and tight jeans, and probably a v-neck t-shirt from AA. And Superman beats him... but he beats him running backwards!!! SO IT'S LIKE A DOUBLE DISS!!! And as Superman is like being hugged by these ghetto kids who are like "You are awesome, Superman!", the older brother shoots Superman. Superman goes down, all the kids scatter, and then the older brother comes over and fires off 2 rounds into Superman to make sure he's dead, and then he notices that he got blood on his sneaks and is all like "Damn!"
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This idea is so good! FOR REAL! It is really commercial because people love stories about the difficulties of growing up as an inter-city youth. I mean John Singleton was nominated for Best Screenplay AND Best Director for Boyz in the Hood. And he is pretty much worthless. Which just goes to show that people eat up inter-city violence like it was candy flavored crystal. This is an idea that we should pursue for real!!!
but the tragedy at the end is that the kid who kills superman finds out at the funeral that he and superman are half-brothers because their momma's baby daddys is the SAME DUDE!!!
And then the dad has to kill the kid because the kid killed his son. And then the dad has to kill himself for the same reason.
this is is maniac megee. well the race part is.
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